ratfuck

austin powers has died in a horrible british fucking accident

bl0w-m3

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

baylen

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

mymarifae

i love this tweet very much

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary

I just want to get dicked down again =/

alaynestone

reader you are UNFUCKABLE and need to stop invading every single tag

grinderhash

no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

gentlepeople

kids these days don't know about Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. they'll never understand

amphibulous

playlists are truly a combination of the two best things in the world:

1. Music

2. Sorting Things Into Categories

galgorithm

Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude

powerbottombrucespringsteen

Everybody’s on this new club drug called “Greek yogurt with berries, granola and a dab of honey.” Shit’s wild

brucespringsteendotcom

Anybody know this one 👍